This is why I love your snarks. You're always so genuine and level headed about the good (or not terrible) qualities of her writing, so when you tear into her it's both justified and hilarious.

And this sounds pretty bitchy (but it wont keep me from saying it), but it drives me batty when LKH has to break down simple concepts like the readers are her kindergarten class. It makes me think that she's not all the bright when she feels like "fertile soil" is a metaphor that is so beyond us plebs.