2. *convulses* LKH. STOP WITH THE SPILLED. I think we should start a word count for the times LKH uses "spill" in her books. Because it's so fucking ridiculous that she uses it for literally EVERY TYPE OF SCENE.
3. ... Church... bells? Church bells? CHURCH BELLS? WHY DOES ANITA HAVE CHURCH BELLS FOR A RINGTONE? Also totally imagining them as playing wedding-esque melodies, or maybe the Kyrie Eleison.
4. "other places east"? East of what? Ukraine? So... Russia, Kazakhstan, China, Japan, the Koreas? Because those are mostly due-East. Not including everything south-East or just north or south of Ukraine. Or anything that's just East of Las Vegas. WHICH IS ALL OF FUCKING EUROPE. This is so fucking stupid and nonsensical. Is LKH/Anita trying to imply that Las Vegas is run by not only the Ukrainian/Russian mob, and but also the Chinese triads, and the Japanese yakuza? BECAUSE DEAR GOD WHAT?
5. What? *GASP* BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MANLY MAN OF MANLY PROPORTIONS, ANITA! MEN DON'T NEED HAND-HOLDING! THAT'S AN ICKY GIIIIRLY THING TO WANT! OH NO YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MOJO! I don't know why you would possibly want hand-holding. Nothing even fucking happened to you, besides your lion clawing at your belly like Freddy Krueger a mutant baby. And you writhing around on the bed more than you do during sex AND orgasm COMBINED. So, yeah, no idea why you'd want hand-holding.
6. Cardinal was woman enough to need her boyfriend farther away from me. HOW DARE THAT HUSSY WANT HER BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM THE GOO-COVERED PILE OF PEOPLE THAT ALMOST GOT METAPHYSICALLY MURDERED BY THE MOAD-POSSESSED TWO MEMBERS OF THE VAMPIRE COUNCIL! SHE'S SO IRRATIONAL AND HYSTERICALLY FEMALE! AND HOW DARE SHE BE JEALOUS AND WANT HER LOVER AWAY FROM THE DOOM-CROTCH WHO USES HER MEN LIKE PAWNS IN A FUCKED UP CHESS GAME! THAT'S MORE VIOLENT THAN WIZARDING CHESS! CARDINAL IS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE.
7. I like how it's two of the shifters who are like "Babe, I'm gonna get this goop off me" and leave her there when she SO DESPERATELY WANTS HAND-HOLDING. Not just that, but it's JON MICAH.
8. I AM SO CONFUSED BY ALL THESE SUE-TIGERS. THERE ARE SO MANY COLORS AND THEY HAVE POWERS AND WHAT THE FUCK? WHY? BITCH PLEASE. THERE ARE TWO TIGERS. Well, not true. There are 6 subspecies of tiger that are currently on the planet, and 3 extinct subspecies. There's also 3 hybrids (panthera, liger, tigon). Of the colors, white and gold are the most common. There is only one documented black tiger, and it was dead, because a black tiger isn't going to survive very long BECAUSE IT WON'T BLEND IN AND BE ABLE TO HUNT. There is also reportedly a "blue"/slate-colored/Maltese tiger (of the South Chinese subspecies--they're super pretty, look them up!) but they're rare and also--just like the black--reportedly a mutation of alleles. Just like all-black lions. Albinism and melanism (and other weird colorations) DON'T LAST LONG IN THE WILD OKAY. But seriously, THIS WHOLE BULLSHIT WITH THE ANITAVERSE TIGERS IS REALLY FUCKING CONFUSING AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE GOLD AND MAGIC POWERS. LIKE NOW THEY JUST NEED A PURPLE TIGER AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH SET.
9. Wait. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT. HER CROSS WORKS ON FAITH? WHAT FAITH? SHE DOESN'T DO SHIT WITH HER FAITH AND DOESN'T REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD AT ALL AND DOESN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER CHRISTIANITY AND ISN'T A "GOOD" CHRISTIAN AND ISN'T REALLY A CHRISTIAN AT ALL ANDALSKDJF;KLASDJFKLASJ;DKFJ;LSKDJF;LKADSJ;FLKJSDLKJFA;SLDKJF;ALKSDJFSDFA *blue screen tone*
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2. *convulses* LKH. STOP WITH THE SPILLED. I think we should start a word count for the times LKH uses "spill" in her books. Because it's so fucking ridiculous that she uses it for literally EVERY TYPE OF SCENE.
3. ... Church... bells? Church bells? CHURCH BELLS? WHY DOES ANITA HAVE CHURCH BELLS FOR A RINGTONE? Also totally imagining them as playing wedding-esque melodies, or maybe the Kyrie Eleison.
4. "other places east"? East of what? Ukraine? So... Russia, Kazakhstan, China, Japan, the Koreas? Because those are mostly due-East. Not including everything south-East or just north or south of Ukraine. Or anything that's just East of Las Vegas. WHICH IS ALL OF FUCKING EUROPE. This is so fucking stupid and nonsensical. Is LKH/Anita trying to imply that Las Vegas is run by not only the Ukrainian/Russian mob, and but also the Chinese triads, and the Japanese yakuza? BECAUSE DEAR GOD WHAT?
5. What? *GASP* BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MANLY MAN OF MANLY PROPORTIONS, ANITA! MEN DON'T NEED HAND-HOLDING! THAT'S AN ICKY GIIIIRLY THING TO WANT! OH NO YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MOJO! I don't know why you would possibly want hand-holding. Nothing even fucking happened to you, besides your lion clawing at your belly like
Freddy Kruegera mutant baby. And you writhing around on the bed more than you do during sex AND orgasm COMBINED. So, yeah, no idea why you'd want hand-holding.6. Cardinal was woman enough to need her boyfriend farther away from me. HOW DARE THAT HUSSY WANT HER BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM THE GOO-COVERED PILE OF PEOPLE THAT ALMOST GOT METAPHYSICALLY MURDERED BY THE MOAD-POSSESSED TWO MEMBERS OF THE VAMPIRE COUNCIL! SHE'S SO IRRATIONAL AND HYSTERICALLY FEMALE! AND HOW DARE SHE BE JEALOUS AND WANT HER LOVER AWAY FROM THE DOOM-CROTCH WHO USES HER MEN LIKE PAWNS IN A FUCKED UP CHESS GAME! THAT'S MORE VIOLENT THAN WIZARDING CHESS! CARDINAL IS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE.
7. I like how it's two of the shifters who are like "Babe, I'm gonna get this goop off me" and leave her there when she SO DESPERATELY WANTS HAND-HOLDING. Not just that, but it's
JONMICAH.8. I AM SO CONFUSED BY ALL THESE SUE-TIGERS. THERE ARE SO MANY COLORS AND THEY HAVE POWERS AND WHAT THE FUCK? WHY? BITCH PLEASE. THERE ARE TWO TIGERS. Well, not true. There are 6 subspecies of tiger that are currently on the planet, and 3 extinct subspecies. There's also 3 hybrids (panthera, liger, tigon). Of the colors, white and gold are the most common. There is only one documented black tiger, and it was dead, because a black tiger isn't going to survive very long BECAUSE IT WON'T BLEND IN AND BE ABLE TO HUNT. There is also reportedly a "blue"/slate-colored/Maltese tiger (of the South Chinese subspecies--they're super pretty, look them up!) but they're rare and also--just like the black--reportedly a mutation of alleles. Just like all-black lions. Albinism and melanism (and other weird colorations) DON'T LAST LONG IN THE WILD OKAY. But seriously, THIS WHOLE BULLSHIT WITH THE ANITAVERSE TIGERS IS REALLY FUCKING CONFUSING AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE GOLD AND MAGIC POWERS. LIKE NOW THEY JUST NEED A PURPLE TIGER AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH SET.
9. Wait. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT. HER CROSS WORKS ON FAITH? WHAT FAITH? SHE DOESN'T DO SHIT WITH HER FAITH AND DOESN'T REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD AT ALL AND DOESN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER CHRISTIANITY AND ISN'T A "GOOD" CHRISTIAN AND ISN'T REALLY A CHRISTIAN AT ALL ANDALSKDJF;KLASDJFKLASJ;DKFJ;LSKDJF;LKADSJ;FLKJSDLKJFA;SLDKJF;ALKSDJFSDFA *blue screen tone*