http://aikaterini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] aikaterini.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] a_sporking_rat 2013-04-07 02:16 am (UTC)

/His. Little. Tiger. Queen./

*coolly* Oh, really, Anita? I thought that you were going to refer to her as “a little tiger-kitten,” the way that Edward Cullen referred to Bella in “Midnight Sun.” Besides, who wants to bet that Anita would flip out if anyone dared to call her a “little pan-were queen?” Shut up, you condescending nitwit.

/NEVER MIND BEING WORRIED ABOUT HIS WIFE COULD BE *WHY* HE'S UPSET/

No, see, that’s the reason that Anita’s sneering at him. She can’t understand why men could possibly care about women other than herself. When her harem shows tenderness towards her, it’s sweet; when men show consideration to other women, it’s contemptible. After all, this is the same woman who threw a murderous tantrum when the man that she wanted to have sex with turned her down because he didn’t want to cheat on his wife.

/Most of the men looked to me to see if I wanted them to go."/

Because heaven forbid that they do anything without asking Queen Anita’s permission.

/"Honestly, I wanted some hand-holding." When does she NOT?/

Yes, this is our “strong and independent” action heroine, folks. Somebody who can’t even talk on the phone without one of her boyfriends literally holding her hand.

/Cardinal was woman enough to need her boyfriend farther away from me." I think I'm supposed to see Cardinal as a silly wimminfolk who needs to get her priorities in order, but all I can think is 'smart girl'./

Oh, yes, because it’s only women who can get jealous and insecure when their husbands are around other women, particularly women who have a habit of forcing sex on anyone within a three-mile radius of them. It’s not like men could ever be possessive or insecure. Your misogyny is showing, Anita.

/Men are totally pussywhipped if they ever let their wives/girlfriends talk at all ever, got it./

Now I wonder what would happen if someone gave Anita a taste of her own medicine. “Oh, Jean-Claude’s letting you talk on the phone, Anita? Wow, he must love you too much. God knows that I’d rather shoot myself in the head than listen to another self-hating, hypocritical woman like you prattle on in that sniveling little-girl voice of yours.”

/So basically Bibi just told Anita that she has to fuck a bunch of weretigers in order to make them power up. Great, so that's her excuse this time./

Does *everything* in this series have to tie back to sex?

/It’s really amusing to me that Anita asks this so scornfully/

Especially when she’s had no problem with doing this before.

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