It just went there automatically. "Welp, clearly LKH has many a strap-on of various sizes and colors"
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EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO VOMIT NOW.
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EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO VOMIT NOW.
I tried to find The Thor dildo but could only find the giant furry horse-cocks. And... while that might work if she ever writes werehorses, I doubt she's interested in one of those. DESPITE HOW HUGE HORSE DICKS ARE.