Cardinal was woman enough to need her boyfriend farther away from me.
What? What? .... What?

That's right, ladies, if you aren't jealous and feel the need to get your man away from other women, you are not woman enough. True women cannot be secure if their boyfriend is flirting, nay, talking with another female. So if you don't feel like getting in a mad and jealous rage next time your beau is chatting with any sort of girl, you might as well hang up your ovaries and get a sex change, because you, my friend, are not woman enough.