1. Why are all the Masters mob bosses? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be like... not involved in illegal human things? 'Cause doing so would just make the feds (and U.S. Marshalls... which, by the way, is a really stupid law enforcement group to be given jurisdiction over "putting down" the supernatural beings, by the way. Like that always bothered me. Why the fuck is Anita a U.S. Marshall of all things? It'd make more sense if she was in the ATF...) have their radar trained on them even more. WAY TO NOT USE LOGIC AGAIN, LKH. IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU PURPOSELY AREN'T BOTHERING ANYMO-- Oh. Oh, I see.
2. Ewwww. They're all cuddling in dried goo. That's... really gross. Bleh.
3. JC is Mr. President, now? Wha?
4. OH MY GOD TWO EMOTIONS AT ONCE I WOULD EXPLODE.
5. *bursts out laughing* Now I'm imagining everyone on the Council wearing the turbans to hide MOAD's face coming out of the back of their heads. LOOK OUT ANITA, YOUR SCARS ARE GOING TO BURN. THE METAPHYSICAL ONES.
6. Wait, Anita's too human? She feels too bad for people? *looks behind her, behind the couch, UNDER the couch* What Anita are we talking about here? Because clearly Auggie is not talking about the same Anita Blake that we know.
7. Hell, the best we can hope for is that these new ladies are like JJ and Cardinal. Jealous woobies that are mostly ignored.
8. WHY CAN'T WE GO MORE THAN 4 CHAPTERS WITHOUT SEX?! WHY!? This is so put-on, too! HAVEN JUST WANTS TO HELP YOU GUIZ STOP MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S THERE TO TEAR SHIT APART. Srsly, Haven, babe, just come join my support group. You can bring whatever new Regina you want. Even a bimbo, I don't care. Just keep away from Nicky, he drools. And sometimes he starts spraying out of a misplaced sense of being territorial.
9. OOOOH MY GOD I'M SO MAD. ANITA HE THOUGHT YOU WERE LEGIT DYING OR BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS BY A BIG BAD. NOT METAPHYSICALLY EITHER. HE CAME TO HELP. AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE LIKE "JUST KIDDING~" HE WAS LIKE "MAYBE THAT WAS COERCED I HAVE TO GO HELP HER!" HE'S TRYING TO BE AN HERO! JUST CLEAN UP THE GOO AND GO FUCKING EXPLAIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHY IS NO ONE TELLING HER THIS IS WHAT HE IS DOING? ASHER! WHERE IS YOUR SASSY LOGIC?!
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2. Ewwww. They're all cuddling in dried goo. That's... really gross. Bleh.
3. JC is Mr. President, now? Wha?
4. OH MY GOD TWO EMOTIONS AT ONCE I WOULD EXPLODE.
5. *bursts out laughing* Now I'm imagining everyone on the Council wearing the turbans to hide MOAD's face coming out of the back of their heads. LOOK OUT ANITA, YOUR SCARS ARE GOING TO BURN. THE METAPHYSICAL ONES.
6. Wait, Anita's too human? She feels too bad for people? *looks behind her, behind the couch, UNDER the couch* What Anita are we talking about here? Because clearly Auggie is not talking about the same Anita Blake that we know.
7. Hell, the best we can hope for is that these new ladies are like JJ and Cardinal. Jealous woobies that are mostly ignored.
8. WHY CAN'T WE GO MORE THAN 4 CHAPTERS WITHOUT SEX?! WHY!? This is so put-on, too! HAVEN JUST WANTS TO HELP YOU GUIZ STOP MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S THERE TO TEAR SHIT APART. Srsly, Haven, babe, just come join my support group. You can bring whatever new Regina you want. Even a bimbo, I don't care. Just keep away from Nick
y, he drools. And sometimes he starts spraying out of a misplaced sense of being territorial.9. OOOOH MY GOD I'M SO MAD. ANITA HE THOUGHT YOU WERE LEGIT DYING OR BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS BY A BIG BAD. NOT METAPHYSICALLY EITHER. HE CAME TO HELP. AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE LIKE "JUST KIDDING~" HE WAS LIKE "MAYBE THAT WAS COERCED I HAVE TO GO HELP HER!" HE'S TRYING TO BE AN HERO! JUST CLEAN UP THE GOO AND GO FUCKING EXPLAIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHY IS NO ONE TELLING HER THIS IS WHAT HE IS DOING? ASHER! WHERE IS YOUR SASSY LOGIC?!