Thank you for the link! I got her a hanging ladder meant for birds today, along with some toys meant for rodents.

I hadn't realised how innocent I was/am until I read the part about whether or not Auggie shopped for the women and thought it meant he chose their wardrobes for them. /embarrassed (And now I can't get the image of a mob fashionista out of my mind.)

Aww, bless.

I would say "but how would you know me anyway?" and then was like "duh, I'd be the one rambling about rats!"