SUE VS SUE

Welcome, my friends, to the first installment of Sue vs Sue! I had a pretty good time writing it; it's fun to get to shamelessly use phrases like "alabaster brow" and wax on about ridiculous things over how Lucille stands, etc. It's also fun because I won't need to worry about keeping track of continuity errors, canon-fucking, and the lot, because that just makes it all the more like the canon novels! I hope you enjoy...
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