...I kind of want to write Naruto assassinating her, after someone mentioned the idea a few posts back.

Naruto would be her worst enemy:

- He's an actual male
- - who can turn into a curvy blonde woman

- He was more of an outcast during his childhood than I believe she ever was
- - and yet he doesn't use it as an excuse for his behaviour

- He judges people based on who they are, not what they are

- He was more badass at twelve than she is now

- He's capable of looking for and finding options other than 'fuck/kill'
- - even though he's the one whose culture would accept that way of thinking

- He has what the fans have referred to as 'therapy no jutsu'; somehow, fighting someone gives him the ability to help them come to terms with their issues
- - and he uses it for that purpose, instead of for manipulating them