ext_194015 ([identity profile] wanderingworlds.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] a_sporking_rat 2013-05-02 09:36 pm (UTC)

I just imagined one of Lucy's wererat girls wanting to groom Reba in tiger form SO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA. BECAUSE RATS ROOMING IS ADORABLE AND ALDSKJFASKLDJF.


1. What does missing windows have to do with hospital beds OR getting her hysteria over with? Also, why WOULDN'T the Circus allow windows in some of the rooms? Especially those made to be hospital rooms for lycanthropes? Sunshine and fresh air (even if city air isn't the "freshest") helps with the healing process. I mean, I get that lycanthropes have super-healing but still. Why not let them have some sunlight? And I still don't get what windows have to do with her feels.

2. Nathaniel GOT SHOT IN THE SHOULDER IT DOESN'T COUNT AS HIM ALMOST BEING KILLED. It wouldn't have even hit him if he hadn't jumped in to protect Noel. LIKE THIS IS REALLY STUPID AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. If hoomans can survive from gunshots to the shoulder, a goddamn lycanthrope can. Goddamn shit. But yes. She's had her smelling salts and she's ready to move on now. Good for her.

3. So... does she regret the over-kill present when she killed Haven? Like she could've shot him in the head once and been done, execution style. But she over did it by far with the multiple shots to the head until the clip was empty AND THEN STILL FIRING BLANKS.

4. I'm not gonna touch the "He tried to take my toy from me so he HAD TO DIE" thing. Nope. She really hasn't matured much from the mentality of a child, though, has she?

5. See... I would be totally okay if Nathaniel was like "I'm so sorry let me be there for you" and was intent on putting Anita first and not focusing on himself, because in my experience, the guys I know don't like focusing on their pain/weaknesses. But this would require to be like "No, okay? You're the one who was shot, if we're going to deal with my shit, we're going to also focus on you, okay? We'll heal together" because a relationship is give and take not just give-just take and THIS IS WHAT ALL HER RELATIONSHIPS ARE ALL SHE DOES IS TAKE AND IT'S SO INFURIATING I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT HER FACE OFF.

6. I read this as her being incredibly selfish. Like... she just FEELS SO ALONE AND NO ONE IS REACHING OUT TO HER AND OH MY GOD SHE HAS NO ONE WHO IS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HERRRR. Like, bitch please, you were just coddled on by Richard, JC just did your goddamn hair, and now Nathaniel is ignoring the GUNSHOT WOUND IN HIS SHOULDER to cater to your emotional needs. Have I mentioned I want someone to eat her face off?

7. Uh... WHY DIDN'T DAMIEN BRING HER EGGS? HE COULD'VE BROUGHT LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS. THOSE HAVE PROTEIN AND AREN'T HEAVY. HELLO? Like, granted, cheese isn't bad. And fruits are good. BUT EGGS. Jesus Christ Almighty people.

8. ANITA WHY ARE YOU A CHILD. WHY. THIS ISN'T SEXY. YOU ARE A RAPING CHILD CHILD RAPIST. IT'S WEIRD AND CREEPY AND I DON'T LIKE IT. ARGH.

9. WHY. IS. THE. COFFEE. FUCKING. HER. Oh God, now I'm thinking of the coffee as like an anthropomorphized person thing and it's fucking her and she's like "OOOH YOU'RE SO HOT" and it's like "MMM YOU'RE SO TIGHT AND WET" and she's like "THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET CAFFEINE IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN COFFEE ENEMAS" and now I want to cry and laugh.

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