1. Welp, I'm already annoyed. So the reason she chooses Mephisto is because he's all curious about her smelling like all the other cats, while Pride is like "UGH CREEPY"? I mean, yeah, guess that makes sense. I wouldn't want to fuck a guy who thinks I'm creepy when he touches me. But still. HANDS OFF MEPHISTO.
2. And where did Envy come from? I thought she was being intelligent and hanging back? Suddenly she's there making kissy face, and Anita is like stiff-as-a-board? Granted, I've never kissed someone who didn't want to be kissed (generally don't kiss unless I know it's okay, because shy and insecure) but I'm pretty sure it's unpleasant as possible. Yet Envy's okay with it, and then Anita has to call for JC? Why not just turn her head aside? It's not hard to break away from kisses. Like... fuck, Anita.
3. Why do you want her to touch you? BECAUSE ARDEUR.
4. OH GOD I'M GETTING INSIGHT INTO LKH/JON SEX LIFE AND I DON'T WANT IT YOU GUYS. I DON'T WANT IT AT ALL.
5. Nope, sorry, Mephisto. The only two she really cares about are Micah and Nathaniel, and sometimes JC. And very very rarely Richard. Such as when he's like, dying. But even then it could be construed as her worrying about her own ass, so even then... Mostly just Micah and Nathaniel. So you basically have no way in.
6. WAIT SO IF ANITA HAS BASICALLY CHOSEN MICAH AS HER MAIN THING THEN THIS MEANS SHE'S LEOPARD-CENTRIC THEN WHY CAN'T SHE JUST PICK LEOPARD AND BE DONE WITH IT!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
7. Pride, I'm sorry I don't love you as much as Mephisto... But resisting the urge to be all touchy is awesome so if you want you can join Wander's harem, too.
8. AHAHAHAHA YOUR VERSION OF ENVY CLIMBING HIM IS MUCH FUNNIER
9. GO CLAUDIA!
10. Um, isn't "pine and forest" kind of redundant? Since pine trees grow in the forest? Because they're trees? And trees make up a forest? And... oh nevermind.
11. THIS TIME IT'S SEXUAL GUYS. IT'S SEXUAL BECAUSE SEX.
12. NO DON'T SAY THAT OKAY. MEPHISTO DOESN'T GET CURED OF CONSENT. The date with Wander will go horrible bad if he does. I'm pretending that blush and his manners are staying. It's headcanon that they've been ingrained. The only reason they're kinda gone is ardeur and magical doomcrotch right now. Pride at least had the heebie-jeebies to stop him from being taken over.
13. Wait, so where did Micah go? Did just back the fuck up off there when she said she wanted to do a vampire-her-therian threesome? Oh, of course he did. Because he's Micah. And if I was Asher, I'd just be sulking that I can't fuck Pride and have to--once again--fuck Anita.
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2. And where did Envy come from? I thought she was being intelligent and hanging back? Suddenly she's there making kissy face, and Anita is like stiff-as-a-board? Granted, I've never kissed someone who didn't want to be kissed (generally don't kiss unless I know it's okay, because shy and insecure) but I'm pretty sure it's unpleasant as possible. Yet Envy's okay with it, and then Anita has to call for JC? Why not just turn her head aside? It's not hard to break away from kisses. Like... fuck, Anita.
3. Why do you want her to touch you? BECAUSE ARDEUR.
4. OH GOD I'M GETTING INSIGHT INTO LKH/JON SEX LIFE AND I DON'T WANT IT YOU GUYS. I DON'T WANT IT AT ALL.
5. Nope, sorry, Mephisto. The only two she really cares about are Micah and Nathaniel, and sometimes JC. And very very rarely Richard. Such as when he's like, dying. But even then it could be construed as her worrying about her own ass, so even then... Mostly just Micah and Nathaniel. So you basically have no way in.
6. WAIT SO IF ANITA HAS BASICALLY CHOSEN MICAH AS HER MAIN THING THEN THIS MEANS SHE'S LEOPARD-CENTRIC THEN WHY CAN'T SHE JUST PICK LEOPARD AND BE DONE WITH IT!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
7. Pride, I'm sorry I don't love you as much as Mephisto... But resisting the urge to be all touchy is awesome so if you want you can join Wander's harem, too.
8. AHAHAHAHA YOUR VERSION OF ENVY CLIMBING HIM IS MUCH FUNNIER
9. GO CLAUDIA!
10. Um, isn't "pine and forest" kind of redundant? Since pine trees grow in the forest? Because they're trees? And trees make up a forest? And... oh nevermind.
11. THIS TIME IT'S SEXUAL GUYS. IT'S SEXUAL BECAUSE SEX.
12. NO DON'T SAY THAT OKAY. MEPHISTO DOESN'T GET CURED OF CONSENT.
The date with Wander will go horrible bad if he does.I'm pretending that blush and his manners are staying. It's headcanon that they've been ingrained. The only reason they're kinda gone is ardeur and magical doomcrotch right now. Pride at least had the heebie-jeebies to stop him from being taken over.13. Wait, so where did Micah go? Did just back the fuck up off there when she said she wanted to do a vampire-her-therian threesome? Oh, of course he did. Because he's Micah. And if I was Asher, I'd just be sulking that I can't fuck Pride and have to--once again--fuck Anita.