Every man in the harem has a big dong but I don't think any have topped Micah's because he's Jonboi and therefore gets the biggest wang since he's the most perfect. If not for that, I think we'd indeed be in fire hydrant Territory already.

See? This is why he needs to be called Godo instead! or Godito, or Fredito! Otherwise, with therian super-hearing and how much sex goes on around here, this is going to happen all the time!