Real life potential stupid naming: My brother and his wife were having their first child, whom they decided to name "Violette." While they were at it, they considered changing their last names too since my brother hates our family name. Since he's a Roger Waters fan, he thought of taking on "Waters." I had to be the one to tell him that Violette Waters sounds like a feminine hygiene product and might give her trouble for life.

He didn't go for Waters.