http://Jessica Collett/ (
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2013-07-26 08:58 pm (UTC)
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I've kind of wondered off into a wonderful daze of imagining an awkward Anita trying to sidle into a group of women and do 'girl talk'.
AB: HELLO I AM A WOMAN CAN YOU NOT TELL BY MY HUGE BREASTS HOW ABOUT THOSE PERIODS HUH?? MINE'S A SMALL GLASS OF WINE FOR MY DELICATE FEMININE MOUTH.
One of the women: we were talking about the budget deficit, and you just disturbed our conversation. Can you, um, go away?
AB: YOU ARE JUST CLEARLY NOT FEMININE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH ME. WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY SOMEWHERE, HUH?
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AB: HELLO I AM A WOMAN CAN YOU NOT TELL BY MY HUGE BREASTS HOW ABOUT THOSE PERIODS HUH?? MINE'S A SMALL GLASS OF WINE FOR MY DELICATE FEMININE MOUTH.
One of the women: we were talking about the budget deficit, and you just disturbed our conversation. Can you, um, go away?
AB: YOU ARE JUST CLEARLY NOT FEMININE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH ME. WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY SOMEWHERE, HUH?