I just tried to write an LKH style description and was unable to do it. I got bored and embarrassed.

It's not just Melanthios' appearance that's hot (though it is), but I love his personality. The whole bad guy but not quite as bad as the guy he's kicking the ass of thing. And he's rescuing the women, or giving them a way to rescue themselves, but being clear that he's gonna expect them to join his harem in return. Which would be a good base for an actually erotic story, rather than the lying and obfuscation and therefore ickiness we get with LKH.