Fair enough- you have been warned. :)
I think what pissed me off the most about Affliction was that the author expected us to pay good money for badly written badly edited and only barely coherent I'm-The-Awesomest wanking that she never actually went back and read after writing to make sure any of it matched up. Eighteen e-book pages out of 1140 were actually about fighting zombies. And they still sucked. And we were expected to pay for this bullshit. Argh.