Aw shit, I have brown hair and blue eyes and pale skin that surely isn't as pale as hers! And I *do* wear makeup, which is just as bad because unlike her makeup-wearing self it marks me as the disgusting girly girl I am and as shallow, vain, and trying to get the attention of all the men in the room despite being a lesbian...which is also gross, just like straight women are terrible people too.


...yeah, there's literally no winning here.