http://aikaterini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] aikaterini.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] a_sporking_rat 2013-12-13 03:09 am (UTC)

/She even "warned our prisoners that I was going to change into my full vampire hunting gear"/

Umm, why didn’t you do this before you captured the vampires?

/my own fascination with his anger helped me keep my own temper/

So…anger management therapy for Anita involves other people getting mad at her? What?

/he's raving at her to push back the grief/

Or maybe he’s raving at you because you’re an incompetent and bloodthirsty idiot who childishly whines about laws.

/Anita and Zerbrowski yell at him, he's about to hit the kid/

So, Billings grabbing a vampire kid’s arm is bad, but Anita ruthlessly killing a vampire kid without knowing for sure if he’s a vampire or a human is okay?

/So...basically what she's saying is they look like normal people, not conventionally-attractive super-fit supermodels in their 20s-30s. Wow, how horrific./

It reminds me of a line in City of Bones by Cassandra Clare where the heroine actually thinks that the reason why there are no ugly or average-looking vampires around is because ugly people don’t want to live forever.

/He was turned at fifteen, but managed to bulk up enough after death to look eighteen./

Ah, so she’s using Stephenie Meyer’s logic now. “It’s not pedophilia if he looks eighteen!”

/she felt bad for him since he was impotent/

Wait, what? 0_0

That’s really what happened? Anita let a serial killer go because she felt bad that he couldn’t have sex with anyone (or rather, couldn’t have sex with her)?

You know the Draco in Leather Pants trope and how people accuse certain fangirls of having that attitude? Anita is the quintessential example of the person who follows that trope. I mean, dear Lord, I’ve seen whitewashing justifications for Disney villains that were less trivial and ridiculous than that.

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