lliira: Fang from FF13 (Fang2)
Lliira ([personal profile] lliira) wrote in [personal profile] a_sporking_rat 2014-02-26 08:26 pm (UTC)

I'm sorry about Sid.

HOW DO YOU CONFUSED SEX WITH FOOD?!

LKH invariably equates them. When she wants to fuck Haven, she wants to murder him. The whole ardeur thing is based on sex as food. Anita has to be forced to eat just like she has to be forced into sex. Because good girls don't. Good girls aren't allowed to want to eat or to fuck -- that would mean having desires of our own and being human beings. I think LKH's entire pathology can be traced to this.

She says he's addicted to her

Because a man cannot possibly want to have sex repeatedly with a woman unless he's addicted to her.

Nicky roars

That's just plain silly.

he hardly seemed to the potential-rapist she seems to be hinting he might be

He probably wasn't before, but that's what he is now that she's mindraped him. Anita doesn't have sex with men who aren't rapists. Richard's the closest, and even their first time was a mutual rape, and she HATES Richard. Part of LKH trying to "reform" Richard was to make him act all rapey.

LKH thinks she is the only woman who has ever had sex with a man, and she must inform the rest of us virgin peons about what men look like during it. Except in doing so, she sounds like she's never had sex. Because men do not look "predatory" during sex (maybe during ravishment roleplay -- and women are often the ravishers in that, so yeah, they do get that look.) Also she is such a terrible writer. How can a look be possessive-but-not-possessive? Why does she have to clarify that Nicky doesn't look like a vampire?

He licks one of her cheeks

EW. EW. EW. I hate how LKH has people licking each other's faces all the time. Blech.

Picture this supposed look in Jonboi's eyes during sexytiems

Luckily, LKH is such a heinous writer that I have no idea what the look is.

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