13. Why is her lion in the jungle? Tall, shadowy grasses I'd understand...
14. Pretty sure it's not her asshole if it's wet... le disappoint. Unless she has one of those magical self-lubricating assholes that are popular in bad smut!
15. THAT DARKNESS IS THE ARDEUR LEAKING INTO THEIR EYES. YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS.
16. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY.
17. Why can't they just get in the shower for sex? I want to see them slip-n-slide everywhere, dammit.
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14. Pretty sure it's not her asshole if it's wet... le disappoint. Unless she has one of those magical self-lubricating assholes that are popular in bad smut!
15. THAT DARKNESS IS THE ARDEUR LEAKING INTO THEIR EYES. YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS.
16. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY.
17. Why can't they just get in the shower for sex? I want to see them slip-n-slide everywhere, dammit.