ext_284849 ([identity profile] guardians-song.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] a_sporking_rat 2014-03-13 04:09 am (UTC)

Ah, right.

-Obsession with hair. When you think you've done too much, do more. No, more than that. More than that. Keep going...
--And eyes! No other facial features. Imagine Cousin It with eyestalks. And an erect "body". PERFECT MAN!!!
-There are no penises, there are only bodies. Anita has a particularly tight and wet one, but I'm sure it's massive, too.
-Just Anita's feelings? ALL feelings are shrouded in mystery. Only Anita, due to her powers of Manspeak, can even begin to fathom the fathomless fathoms that are Male Minds. And even she must sometimes be daunted by the mystery.
-Everything is gendered. This comment box, which does not have hair, eyes, or phallic symbols, is probably girly. Anita's computer, being the manliest computer that ever was manly, probably has a giant, throbbing dick as its cursor, random trails of "hair" going across the screen due to the monitor going bad and Anita being too much of a technophobe to have it fixed, and has various floating eyeballs as her screensaver.
-Sociopathy is evil in villains. It's indescribably hot in the harem members. And I do mean "indescribably", because good luck ever getting a coherent description out of this woman.

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