Oh noes :( Yeah... Or they just up and die without warning. Thanks, Samhain.
1. So he's basically just all over the squishiest parts of the tits, and the vagina, then? Because those are literally the only parts on a female that a man doesn't have. And I'm being generous with the tits; overweight men can have those, too.
2. That sounds like Mephisto carried her with his mouth. He carried her by the vagina with his mouth. I am having odd thoughts of a mama cat now.
3. Wait, so... if Anita didn't use a condom with Asher when it was just them, or with him and JC, it wouldn't be fair? WHAT LOGIC IS THAT, MEPHISTO?
Wander: *steps out of convenient crevice and Gibbs' smacks him*
4. That was the least unsexy transition to "Oh, you're gonna give me head instead? Awesome!" of him just saying that and laying back.
5. WHY DOES HE LOOKED PAINED. I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD HURT. Unless her mouth is literally over stimulating the head of his penis that much. Does she have little ganglia in her mouth/throat to do that? OH MY GOD SHE REALLY IS AN ALIEN! And I just made this tentacle porn. Me: 1; LKH: 0
6. Whoa, wait. So did he put the condom on before the blowjob? Or did Anita just up and forget to fucking do that now?
7. Does getting wet make people stop being tight? IS THAT A LEGIT THING? I'm actually being serious. I'm... so confused. I just assumed being wet meant it wouldn't be as "OH GOD THAT'S LIKE SANDPAPER GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW" as it would be dry.
8. So is his dick like... up through the cervix and into her uterus? Symbolizing the wedding band around the finger? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MARRIAGE? SEX AND MARRIAGE ARE NOT THE SAME. And now I want a cartoon of random body parts getting married and being offended by the hipster!genitals always outshining them with their ~*marriage*~.
9. I think she means that he's lifting his thighs up and using his abs to help stabilize. Like it's a core work-out. I don't know why I'm thinking so hard on this.
10. Should it? It only happened to Nick because of the frequency. She hasn't fucked Mephisto yet already, so this is the first time. And she's not feeding from him, and he's not a Bride. Pretty sure JC and Asher said Belle only did it to her Brides. Plus it's LKH and she doesn't remember shit in her books unless it's USEFUL. And she wanted to be MAD at Asher even more. Hurting Mephisto now that Anita knows wouldn't help.
11. Shit, I wish I could come that easily. *pause to think* No, no I don't. I'd be unable to function. Clothes.
12. He's hitting her cervix? HE'S TAPPING ON HER CERVIX? IT'S NOT A DOOR! IT'S NOT A TELEGRAPH MACHINE! UNLESS IT'S SAYING "K-I-L-L Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F. STOP." OR SOMETHING.
13. HE WENT TO SLEEP WITH THE CONDOM ON?!?!?!?!?!?!
14. Oh, really, Anita? Done with Asher, you say? *glancing pointedly at Affliction*
15. Mr. Mistoffelees was also a magical cat, who one evening pulled 7 kittens right out of a hat! I think this fits him much better than The Devil. Mephisto is clearly just a renegade from Cats.
16. Not-not love-love. A published author, ladies and gentlemen.
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1. So he's basically just all over the squishiest parts of the tits, and the vagina, then? Because those are literally the only parts on a female that a man doesn't have. And I'm being generous with the tits; overweight men can have those, too.
2. That sounds like Mephisto carried her with his mouth. He carried her by the vagina with his mouth. I am having odd thoughts of a mama cat now.
3. Wait, so... if Anita didn't use a condom with Asher when it was just them, or with him and JC, it wouldn't be fair? WHAT LOGIC IS THAT, MEPHISTO?
Wander: *steps out of convenient crevice and Gibbs' smacks him*
4. That was the least unsexy transition to "Oh, you're gonna give me head instead? Awesome!" of him just saying that and laying back.
5. WHY DOES HE LOOKED PAINED. I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD HURT. Unless her mouth is literally over stimulating the head of his penis that much. Does she have little ganglia in her mouth/throat to do that? OH MY GOD SHE REALLY IS AN ALIEN!
And I just made this tentacle porn. Me: 1; LKH: 06. Whoa, wait. So did he put the condom on before the blowjob? Or did Anita just up and forget to fucking do that now?
7. Does getting wet make people stop being tight? IS THAT A LEGIT THING? I'm actually being serious. I'm... so confused. I just assumed being wet meant it wouldn't be as "OH GOD THAT'S LIKE SANDPAPER GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW" as it would be dry.
8. So is his dick like... up through the cervix and into her uterus? Symbolizing the wedding band around the finger? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MARRIAGE? SEX AND MARRIAGE ARE NOT THE SAME. And now I want a cartoon of random body parts getting married and being offended by the hipster!genitals always outshining them with their ~*marriage*~.
9. I think she means that he's lifting his thighs up and using his abs to help stabilize. Like it's a core work-out. I don't know why I'm thinking so hard on this.
10. Should it? It only happened to Nick because of the frequency. She hasn't fucked Mephisto yet already, so this is the first time. And she's not feeding from him, and he's not a Bride. Pretty sure JC and Asher said Belle only did it to her Brides. Plus it's LKH and she doesn't remember shit in her books unless it's USEFUL. And she wanted to be MAD at Asher even more. Hurting Mephisto now that Anita knows wouldn't help.
11. Shit, I wish I could come that easily. *pause to think* No, no I don't. I'd be unable to function. Clothes.
12. He's hitting her cervix? HE'S TAPPING ON HER CERVIX? IT'S NOT A DOOR! IT'S NOT A TELEGRAPH MACHINE! UNLESS IT'S SAYING "K-I-L-L Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F. STOP." OR SOMETHING.
13. HE WENT TO SLEEP WITH THE CONDOM ON?!?!?!?!?!?!
14. Oh, really, Anita? Done with Asher, you say? *glancing pointedly at Affliction*
15. Mr. Mistoffelees was also a magical cat, who one evening pulled 7 kittens right out of a hat! I think this fits him much better than The Devil. Mephisto is clearly just a renegade from Cats.
16. Not-not love-love. A published author, ladies and gentlemen.