Screw that. I know keeping real-world elements is what makes it urban fantasy in the first place, but why can't that be things like taxes, which happen to EVERYONE and yet seem to be so much more rarely mentioned?
Nothing can strike fear and terror into a supernatural community quite like an IRS audit. "Oh you've been collecting revenues from procuring young runaways as vampire food? I hope you have all your receipts in order because you are late on your taxes for the past 50 years. At least. I'm going to need my calculator."
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Date: 2013-02-07 11:59 pm (UTC)Nothing can strike fear and terror into a supernatural community quite like an IRS audit. "Oh you've been collecting revenues from procuring young runaways as vampire food? I hope you have all your receipts in order because you are late on your taxes for the past 50 years. At least. I'm going to need my calculator."