1. Actually, I'm short (5'1-5'2, depends on the doctor that measures me), and curvy, and I find men's sweats and pj pants to be more comfortable than women's. So it's entirely possible she owns them. :)
2. Um... Swimmers' builds do not look delicate, LKH. What the fuck are you smoking? Do you need to be sent pictures of Phelps? They've got huge chest cavities from swimming, and strong backs, and... *wipes up drool a bit* Okay, seriously. Micah can't look delicate. You're an idiot.
3. Jogging + Weightlifting = Swimmers build? In what universe? Why am I even trying to apply logic to this anymore... I mean I guess the jogging could give him the chest cavity of swimmer and the legs of one, and I guess the weightlifting could give him the legs/back/chest of a swimmer. But damn, why not just say all that, instead of saying he's got the body of one athlete, but does two different forms of exercise?
4. A soup can?! *crosses legs firmly* Dear God, no! Ow!
5. I'm not even touching LKH gay issues. Like I'm not going there. Because I just got super twitchy, and you did a pretty good job of it yourself. Needless to say, LKH needs to stfu about men wanting her girly men because they're girly. Gay men want men because they're men. Any extra little preferences for details such as height, hair/eye color, etc are individual. ADSKLJF;SLDKJF RAGE. I'm done.
6. It would be cool if her long-haired mens braided spikes into their hair to fight, and ditto for Anita. But that would be too girly for her. Braiding? Ick~! But at least that would potentially make having long hair less of a detriment in a fight. Grab that braid and OUCH.
7. Micah = Jon. So Micah is a Viking and is steps away from growing a Vandyke beard? Hah. But, seriously, who cares this much about Micah? I sure don't. And I'm really sick about her being "I'M THE QUEEN OF THIS KIND OF THERIAN" and it's just annoying. Blah, Anita, we get it. You're a Special Snowflake.
8. LKH stop making fluff disgusting. Like it's seriously upsetting me. Because fluff is supposed to be cute and make people smile, and go "aww" and think of their special someone (fictional or not, I don't judge) and the cute moments with them. And now I'm thinking about fiddling with someone's fingers and the awkward/shy feelings I had then, and trying to apply it here, and this not only trivializes it because Anita never has those awkward/shy moments with her sweeties, but she's never had to fucking build a relationship period. So fuck you for saying Anita can get more out of hand-holding than other couples can get out of kissing. Because that's like me thinking I get more out of cuddling than sex. Which clearly is not the case for Anita, because she fucks everything in sight that fits her pretty requirements. If Anita really got more out of hand-holding than kissing, she would use that lust-feeding part of the ardeur and just suck the energy from the room full of men that want in her pants, and never have to get boned. So fuck you sideways with a soup can.
9. "Furry Coalition" -- THAT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR #8. OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS AND I CAN'T BREATHE.
10. I feel like there would be special squads for therians in both the police force and military by now. And when she says it's illegal but hard to prove, is she trying to say it's like how discrimination in the work-force today is still happening, but they'll just be like "oh, you just don't fit our requirements" after a routine blood test for drugs, when really they secretly ran it for therian? (Or something, hell if I fuckin' know.)
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Date: 2013-02-26 07:13 pm (UTC)2. Um... Swimmers' builds do not look delicate, LKH. What the fuck are you smoking? Do you need to be sent pictures of Phelps? They've got huge chest cavities from swimming, and strong backs, and... *wipes up drool a bit* Okay, seriously. Micah can't look delicate. You're an idiot.
3. Jogging + Weightlifting = Swimmers build? In what universe? Why am I even trying to apply logic to this anymore... I mean I guess the jogging could give him the chest cavity of swimmer and the legs of one, and I guess the weightlifting could give him the legs/back/chest of a swimmer. But damn, why not just say all that, instead of saying he's got the body of one athlete, but does two different forms of exercise?
4. A soup can?! *crosses legs firmly* Dear God, no! Ow!
5. I'm not even touching LKH gay issues. Like I'm not going there. Because I just got super twitchy, and you did a pretty good job of it yourself. Needless to say, LKH needs to stfu about men wanting her girly men because they're girly. Gay men want men because they're men. Any extra little preferences for details such as height, hair/eye color, etc are individual. ADSKLJF;SLDKJF RAGE. I'm done.
6. It would be cool if her long-haired mens braided spikes into their hair to fight, and ditto for Anita. But that would be too girly for her. Braiding? Ick~! But at least that would potentially make having long hair less of a detriment in a fight. Grab that braid and OUCH.
7. Micah = Jon. So Micah is a Viking and is steps away from growing a Vandyke beard? Hah. But, seriously, who cares this much about Micah? I sure don't. And I'm really sick about her being "I'M THE QUEEN OF THIS KIND OF THERIAN" and it's just annoying. Blah, Anita, we get it. You're a Special Snowflake.
8. LKH stop making fluff disgusting. Like it's seriously upsetting me. Because fluff is supposed to be cute and make people smile, and go "aww" and think of their special someone (fictional or not, I don't judge) and the cute moments with them. And now I'm thinking about fiddling with someone's fingers and the awkward/shy feelings I had then, and trying to apply it here, and this not only trivializes it because Anita never has those awkward/shy moments with her sweeties, but she's never had to fucking build a relationship period. So fuck you for saying Anita can get more out of hand-holding than other couples can get out of kissing. Because that's like me thinking I get more out of cuddling than sex. Which clearly is not the case for Anita, because she fucks everything in sight that fits her pretty requirements. If Anita really got more out of hand-holding than kissing, she would use that lust-feeding part of the ardeur and just suck the energy from the room full of men that want in her pants, and never have to get boned. So fuck you sideways with a soup can.
9. "Furry Coalition" -- THAT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR #8. OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS AND I CAN'T BREATHE.
10. I feel like there would be special squads for therians in both the police force and military by now. And when she says it's illegal but hard to prove, is she trying to say it's like how discrimination in the work-force today is still happening, but they'll just be like "oh, you just don't fit our requirements" after a routine blood test for drugs, when really they secretly ran it for therian? (Or something, hell if I fuckin' know.)