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BULLET, CHAPTER 18
Apr. 16th, 2013 02:15 pmWhile he was...ill, shall we say...a small patch of Jabez's lovely gray fur turned a sort of ugly beige-brown that honestly reminds me old menstrual blood. I suppose it was from stress, can that happen? I'm hoping it'll go away or grow back in its proper color, I really don't like this stain on my beautiful chinchilla brindle baby!
I've decided that at some point I need to take Lucille, the Villain Sue Big Bad from my own series-in-the-works and not only put her younger self into the Anita Blake world for a fanfic, but also make her into a super Mary Sue hybrid just like Anita so as to combat the DoomCrotch. A 'logical' (by the standards of the series) way to pull it off has been brewing in my mind, and I think I've got it now. Just as Anita starts off simply as an animator, maybe Lucy likewise starts off just as a witch. Then for whatever reason she's chosen by MOAD, who gives her a beast. Except instead of it being A RAINBOW OF TIGERS she becomes a huge were-smiledon too like the MOAD does. One with clouded leopard type patterns in cream and gold. It's perfect Mary Sue--big, powerful, pretty, and the absolute only one. And somehow it makes her queen of all werecats. And the MOAD also gives her powers from Beast, Fear, and Rage vamps, but not Lust ones because it's been stated she 'doesn't understand' the ardeur and Anita has used it against her so much, and not the psychic because the Traveller was most effective at shaking her possession. Maybe she does get powers from Earthmover though (I think 'that's too much!' and then remember THAT'S THE POINT and it can help combat the elemental earth powers of the golden tigers that Anita can supposedly awaken). Anyway, she's now the MOAD's personal weapon to go up against the DoomCrotch--a creature as overpowered, canon-breaking, cruel, beautiful, and sociopathic as Anita herself.
It feels so cringe-worthy and silly even to type about in fun/as parody that I keep going in my head "This is terrible! You know this is terrible!" and I keep having to remind myself THAT'S THE POINT again.
Oh, and just by coincidence, Lucy's existence is everything that Anita will loathe. She's a lesbian, a gorgeous lipstick one at that, so she's conventionally feminine AND powerful and capable in practice (not just theory like a lot of the eeevil monster ladies are, like Belle Morte thus far) so Anita can't sneer at her for being girly and weak and weak because she's girly. And as for being a lesbian, she's NOT into Anita. But she will still take Anita's men. Not for sexual purposes, no, but they obviously make good slaves. Well, the strong ones, anyway. The useless ones like Nathaniel will be killed or kept around to take out her sadistic urges on. Best of all, Lucille is tall and blonde...and Anita can't comfort herself by calling her a "boy with breasts" or talking about how her men like "real women with curves" because Lucille actually has Anita's brand of an impossible figure--pinup type hourglass with a big bust, hips/ass, tiny waist, and Linda Hamilton muscle under all that pretty soft top-layer of flesh. And since she's 5'10, the average American male height, she's even got room for long legs that Anita doesn't. MUAHAHAHA!
I think I'll call it SUE VS SUE. In the unlikely event I actually sit down and write any of it, would you lot mind terribly if I posted it here? I think it would be a great improvement over....
( BULLET, CHAPTER 18 )
I've decided that at some point I need to take Lucille, the Villain Sue Big Bad from my own series-in-the-works and not only put her younger self into the Anita Blake world for a fanfic, but also make her into a super Mary Sue hybrid just like Anita so as to combat the DoomCrotch. A 'logical' (by the standards of the series) way to pull it off has been brewing in my mind, and I think I've got it now. Just as Anita starts off simply as an animator, maybe Lucy likewise starts off just as a witch. Then for whatever reason she's chosen by MOAD, who gives her a beast. Except instead of it being A RAINBOW OF TIGERS she becomes a huge were-smiledon too like the MOAD does. One with clouded leopard type patterns in cream and gold. It's perfect Mary Sue--big, powerful, pretty, and the absolute only one. And somehow it makes her queen of all werecats. And the MOAD also gives her powers from Beast, Fear, and Rage vamps, but not Lust ones because it's been stated she 'doesn't understand' the ardeur and Anita has used it against her so much, and not the psychic because the Traveller was most effective at shaking her possession. Maybe she does get powers from Earthmover though (I think 'that's too much!' and then remember THAT'S THE POINT and it can help combat the elemental earth powers of the golden tigers that Anita can supposedly awaken). Anyway, she's now the MOAD's personal weapon to go up against the DoomCrotch--a creature as overpowered, canon-breaking, cruel, beautiful, and sociopathic as Anita herself.
It feels so cringe-worthy and silly even to type about in fun/as parody that I keep going in my head "This is terrible! You know this is terrible!" and I keep having to remind myself THAT'S THE POINT again.
Oh, and just by coincidence, Lucy's existence is everything that Anita will loathe. She's a lesbian, a gorgeous lipstick one at that, so she's conventionally feminine AND powerful and capable in practice (not just theory like a lot of the eeevil monster ladies are, like Belle Morte thus far) so Anita can't sneer at her for being girly and weak and weak because she's girly. And as for being a lesbian, she's NOT into Anita. But she will still take Anita's men. Not for sexual purposes, no, but they obviously make good slaves. Well, the strong ones, anyway. The useless ones like Nathaniel will be killed or kept around to take out her sadistic urges on. Best of all, Lucille is tall and blonde...and Anita can't comfort herself by calling her a "boy with breasts" or talking about how her men like "real women with curves" because Lucille actually has Anita's brand of an impossible figure--pinup type hourglass with a big bust, hips/ass, tiny waist, and Linda Hamilton muscle under all that pretty soft top-layer of flesh. And since she's 5'10, the average American male height, she's even got room for long legs that Anita doesn't. MUAHAHAHA!
I think I'll call it SUE VS SUE. In the unlikely event I actually sit down and write any of it, would you lot mind terribly if I posted it here? I think it would be a great improvement over....
( BULLET, CHAPTER 18 )
