KISS THE DEAD, CHAPTER ONE, PART ONE

- Dad showed me this local magazine that has ads for all the festivals and what going on in Georgia right now...and there's an ad for "BOOfest". Bet you children of all ages are invited omnom nom! Also, I know this is horrible but recently there was a case where someone stole a baby from a hospital, just dressed up as a nurse and walked out with it....all I could think was "Shit, Boo strikes again!"

- My brother and his family have come to stay with us for Thanksgiving week. At first I thought my brother was just trying to bait me with claiming he didn't like Miss Blatz because of her red eyes, but it turns out he's genuinely freaked out by her. Even his seven year old son says that he's "stupid" and "don't you know she's an albino?" I plan, of course, to exploit this muchly.

- Sam was in her ball and started going towards my brother, then he walked towards her and she FLIPPED OUT and started SPEEDING away from him. We have NEVER seen her haul ass like that before. She's all agitated and upset now. SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, DUDE

- Brother's family includes new baby. He doesn't want the rats near the baby but his girlfriend and I have secretly been introducing her to Miss Blatz. SHE SMILED AT MISS BLATZ! TWICE!

( KISS THE DEAD, CHAPTER ONE, PART ONE )