5. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THEY WOULD NEVER DO A VAMPIRE CIVIL WAR. THEY WOULD BE SO CONFUSED. EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO BE WEARING REDCOATS. SHUT UP I KNOW THAT'S THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR BUT IT STILL STANDS OKAY. THEY'D NEVER GET PAST THE "BUT THIS IS MORE OF A CHAMPAGNE RED AND THAT'S GARNET! I WANTED TO BE GARNET! FINE BUT ONLY IF I GET TO BE BURGUNDY! HEY, BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCARLET? OR CRIMSON? RUBY? VERMILION? SHUT UP YOU FROG, WE CAN'T BE VERMILION! CORAL IS VERY EN VOGUE WITH THE HUMANS, WHAT ABOUT THIS? OR..." And if on the off chance they DID get past the color choosing for the sides and made the uniforms, or whatever, they'd never get any fighting done because "I DO SAY, GOOD CHAP, CAN YOU TELL WHAT SHADE OF RED HE'S WEARING?"
6. J-Jean-Claude? Be still my poor heart *clutches pearls and swoons* Where have you been all this time? You're so... scandalously delightful. Is this the JC that Asher fell in love with? No wonder. I can see it now. PLEASE NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN. PLEASE NEVER BECOME A WOOBIE FOR THE DOOM-CROTCH AGAIN. ... It makes me so sad that this plea is hopeless.
7. I hope lots of people are severely injured. Maybe horrendously and permanently scarred like Asher. Specifically Micah.
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Date: 2013-04-17 01:10 am (UTC)6. J-Jean-Claude? Be still my poor heart *clutches pearls and swoons* Where have you been all this time? You're so... scandalously delightful. Is this the JC that Asher fell in love with? No wonder. I can see it now. PLEASE NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN. PLEASE NEVER BECOME A WOOBIE FOR THE DOOM-CROTCH AGAIN. ... It makes me so sad that this plea is hopeless.
7. I hope lots of people are severely injured. Maybe horrendously and permanently scarred
like Asher. Specifically Micah.