Yesss! OH MY GOD MAKE ONE OF THE LADIES RONNIE(sp?) LIKE SHE LEFT ANITA'S SIDE AND SWITCHED TO LUCILLE???
3. She seems so broken up about having slept with a bunch of men...
4. Oh. Well, then. *reads mounds of creamy goodness and imagines titties made out of whip cream and marshmellows and is very confused, then promptly vomits a little* Why does LKH refer to them as that? Clearly she needs to go visit weepingcock and look up the much more entertaining euphemisms other horrible writers have used for breasts. But anyway! I'm sure they weren't. Can't mar the creamy goodness!
6. I'm imagining you holding the book in one hand with a finger bookmarking the page, throwing flower petals that are appearing from nowhere LIKE MAGIC with the other.
7. Now I'm remembering those horse dildos. STOPPIT. I just want Micah to become horribly disfigured so that Anita won't love him anymore.
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Date: 2013-04-17 02:59 am (UTC)3. She seems so broken up about having slept with a bunch of men...
4. Oh. Well, then. *reads mounds of creamy goodness and imagines titties made out of whip cream and marshmellows and is very confused, then promptly vomits a little* Why does LKH refer to them as that? Clearly she needs to go visit
horriblewriters have used for breasts. But anyway! I'm sure they weren't. Can't mar the creamy goodness!6. I'm imagining you holding the book in one hand with a finger bookmarking the page, throwing flower petals that are appearing from nowhere LIKE MAGIC with the other.
7. Now I'm remembering those horse dildos. STOPPIT. I just want Micah to become horribly disfigured so that Anita won't love him anymore.