My mom flew in this past week to help me move across country. I had Samhain's cage out in the living room with me, and when she saw her, she was all "Rachael!" all alarmed. I had my back turned, so I freaked out like, "Oh God, what did you forget at home/the airport?" She just stared at the rat, then looked at me with wide eyes. "That's not your rat!" "What? Yes, it is." "No, your rat was white!" Now, don't get me wrong. I love my mom. Samhain is almost like a blue color, that is she's black with white throughout her coat, almost like a blue pitbull? She has white on her tummy, and a white tip on her tail. That's it. So basically, my mom thought this new rat snuck in, murdered the original white rat, and dopplegangered it's place--without me even noticing. Like a changeling or something.
She's kind of silly. But yeah. Samhain is fine, and loved the rotisserie chicken I gave her the other day. :)
1. ...Wait, if Damien dies, then doesn't Nathaniel and Anita die? And if Nathaniel dies, doesn't Damien and Anita die? Like shouldn't she just be keeping Damien safe for the sake of keeping her second triumvirate alive? Like, what the fuck, Anita?
2. Of course it's okay if Nick dies. He's her pet sociopath *cringe*
3. Did you picture various fursuits wearing Superman costumes? :D BECAUSE I SURE DID AND IT'S FANTASTIC.
4. *splutters* WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO DO WITH BEING IN BONDAGE/ENSLAVED/BONDED/CAGED/TRAPPED? DOES LKH'S ISSUES WITH MARRIAGE NOT BEING A PERMANENT THING HAVE TO COME OUT IN EVERY SINGLE THING IN HER BOOKS? REALLY!? I MEAN JESUS CHRIST ON A BROOMSTICK, BATMAN.
5. *bursts out laughing and and rolls off into the sunset* THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ANITA IS THE LEAST DIRECT PERSON EVER! SHE TALKS AROUND A TOPIC FOR AGES BEFORE GETTING ANYWHERE, REPEATEDLY ASKS QUESTIONS THAT COVER THE SAME DAMN TOPIC FOR PAGES BEFORE SHE FINALLY FUCKING GETS IT. SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOES ALONG WITH THE DANCES BEFORE GETTING SHIT DONE. SHE'S NOT DIRECT AT ALL!
6. *still giggling that he called her direct and then this entire fucking conversation is the least direct thing on the fucking planet* Wander: *planting bombs about the room behind Nick's back*
7. I think Wander should be the very last Master of Tigers. I think that'd be absolutely HILARIOUS and I think she should HATE IT. Just all "Wot? I 'ave to wot? Bleedin' 'ell no! ... Oh, but 'e is pretty."
I don't even get this "Master of [insert therian type]" bullshit anyway.
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Date: 2013-05-26 04:56 am (UTC)My mom flew in this past week to help me move across country. I had Samhain's cage out in the living room with me, and when she saw her, she was all "Rachael!" all alarmed. I had my back turned, so I freaked out like, "Oh God, what did you forget at home/the airport?" She just stared at the rat, then looked at me with wide eyes. "That's not your rat!"
"What? Yes, it is."
"No, your rat was white!"
Now, don't get me wrong. I love my mom. Samhain is almost like a blue color, that is she's black with white throughout her coat, almost like a blue pitbull? She has white on her tummy, and a white tip on her tail. That's it.
So basically, my mom thought this new rat snuck in, murdered the original white rat, and dopplegangered it's place--without me even noticing. Like a changeling or something.
She's kind of silly. But yeah. Samhain is fine, and loved the rotisserie chicken I gave her the other day. :)
1. ...Wait, if Damien dies, then doesn't Nathaniel and Anita die? And if Nathaniel dies, doesn't Damien and Anita die? Like shouldn't she just be keeping Damien safe for the sake of keeping her second triumvirate alive? Like, what the fuck, Anita?
2. Of course it's okay if Nick dies. He's her pet sociopath *cringe*
3. Did you picture various fursuits wearing Superman costumes? :D BECAUSE I SURE DID AND IT'S FANTASTIC.
4. *splutters* WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO DO WITH BEING IN BONDAGE/ENSLAVED/BONDED/CAGED/TRAPPED? DOES LKH'S ISSUES WITH MARRIAGE NOT BEING A PERMANENT THING HAVE TO COME OUT IN EVERY SINGLE THING IN HER BOOKS? REALLY!? I MEAN JESUS CHRIST ON A BROOMSTICK, BATMAN.
5. *bursts out laughing and and rolls off into the sunset* THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ANITA IS THE LEAST DIRECT PERSON EVER! SHE TALKS AROUND A TOPIC FOR AGES BEFORE GETTING ANYWHERE, REPEATEDLY ASKS QUESTIONS THAT COVER THE SAME DAMN TOPIC FOR PAGES BEFORE SHE FINALLY FUCKING GETS IT. SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOES ALONG WITH THE DANCES BEFORE GETTING SHIT DONE. SHE'S NOT DIRECT AT ALL!
6. *still giggling that he called her direct and then this entire fucking conversation is the least direct thing on the fucking planet*
Wander: *planting bombs about the room behind Nick's back*
7. I think Wander should be the very last Master of Tigers. I think that'd be absolutely HILARIOUS and I think she should HATE IT. Just all "Wot? I 'ave to wot? Bleedin' 'ell no! ... Oh, but 'e is pretty."
I don't even get this "Master of [insert therian type]" bullshit anyway.