a-sporking-rat

You're right about hair being a bigger deal with women. I never considered facial hair, is it a big deal with men? I'm also trying to see if there's an equivalent for Anita whining about skinny women and how hard it is to be curvy (because absolutely NO men out there except her sweeties would ever want a physically fit woman with huge tits and a tiny waist like her, right?) and while I've heard guys say they think women prefer beefy, muscular men, most of the girls I know who've ever brought the matter up say they're into more slender types, so maybe he's one of those slender-but-fit'n'toned sorts and whines about girls wanting Hulked-out steroid-addled muscle-monsters while, of course, ladies constantly tell him how superior they find his physique? I actually pictured him as pretty broad-bodied and noticeably muscular, but hey, he can be delusional about his 'skinniness' too, since I can see a male!Anita thinking that if he's not the biggest bulkiest beefiest of them all then he must be on the slighter side. Of course, this doesn't stop him from being horribly sneering and judgmental at any man with an 'imperfect' physique, much like how Anita has been really nasty anytime an actual plus-size woman has appeared.

Anthony cares sooooooo much and wants to save them from their own weakness and stupidity, and if they don't realise how much they owe him for sticking up for them, well, it's not like he's doing it for gratitude - though he'll still point out the lack of said gratitude to himself every five minutes. :P
Oh my gosh, hahahaha, that sounds PERFECT!