I would read about them! Yes, yes I would! It'd tie me over until the next SvS! :D
Oh no, ratty woes D: I was worried about Samhain the other day because she wasn't drinking. But I just changed the water and scrubbed the nozzle of the water bottle and she's fine now. Silly ritty rat. I just wish she'd stop peeing on me when I let her out...
1. IT'S JUST NUDITY, ANITA. IT'S NOT SEXUAL BECAUSE OF SEX.
2. The hangups are coming, Anita. Wait for the mindrape to wear off.
3. I don't know, I'd be a little weirded out being all into getting someone off and then getting that feeling people are watching and EVERYONE IS JUST STARING AT ME LIKE GUYS JUST DO SOMETHING WHY ARE YOU WATCHING. Except Nathaniel. Obviously that's what he wants to do.
4. Also why is it so hard for Anita to accept that maybe Mephisto doesn't really have a problem with the scars? Like he's like "oh, these are interesting, but okay, cool, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS~!" Just because your men have to be flawless, doesn't mean everyone has to be shallow, Anita.
5. Well... considering how unrealistically tight she is, in normal world realism, all her vagina would be is a big empty hole by now to fit Micah's Soup Can of Doom. OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SOULMATES. DOOMCOCK AND DOOMCROTCH. I GET IT NOW.
6. I'm... I'm still jealous by how easy she comes. Like is that normal? He literally licks her like the Tootsie Pop commercials. "One, Two, Three, CRUNCH COME~!" That's not even fair. Do the guys get frustrated with that ever? Wait, no, because she's blessed with the NEVERENDING SUPPLY OF ORGASMS. I forget.
7. MICAH JIZZED IN. HIS. PANTS.
8. Oh, Mephisto. I'm still calling you Mephisto. Because you don't really live up to your nickname. Except by being the rebellious child sweetie. And being unable to handle Anita's "job" as a Marshal.
9. So, it took HOW MANY FUCKING CHAPTERS TO GET TO THE SEX WITH THE DAMN GOLD TIGER? HOW FUCKING MANY? HOW. FUCKING. MANY? I don't even care. He's not even a perma-sweetie.
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Date: 2013-07-02 05:34 pm (UTC)Oh no, ratty woes D: I was worried about Samhain the other day because she wasn't drinking. But I just changed the water and scrubbed the nozzle of the water bottle and she's fine now. Silly ritty rat. I just wish she'd stop peeing on me when I let her out...
1. IT'S JUST NUDITY, ANITA. IT'S NOT SEXUAL BECAUSE OF SEX.
2. The hangups are coming, Anita. Wait for the mindrape to wear off.
3. I don't know, I'd be a little weirded out being all into getting someone off and then getting that feeling people are watching and EVERYONE IS JUST STARING AT ME LIKE GUYS JUST DO SOMETHING WHY ARE YOU WATCHING. Except Nathaniel. Obviously that's what he wants to do.
4. Also why is it so hard for Anita to accept that maybe Mephisto doesn't really have a problem with the scars? Like he's like "oh, these are interesting, but okay, cool, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS~!" Just because your men have to be flawless, doesn't mean everyone has to be shallow, Anita.5. Well... considering how unrealistically tight she is, in normal world realism, all her vagina would be is a big empty hole by now to fit Micah's Soup Can of Doom. OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SOULMATES. DOOMCOCK AND DOOMCROTCH. I GET IT NOW.
6. I'm... I'm still jealous by how easy she comes. Like is that normal? He literally licks her like the Tootsie Pop commercials. "One, Two, Three,
CRUNCHCOME~!" That's not even fair. Do the guys get frustrated with that ever? Wait, no, because she's blessed with the NEVERENDING SUPPLY OF ORGASMS. I forget.7. MICAH JIZZED IN. HIS. PANTS.
8. Oh, Mephisto. I'm still calling you Mephisto. Because you don't really live up to your nickname. Except by being the rebellious
childsweetie. And being unable to handle Anita's "job" as a Marshal.9. So, it took HOW MANY FUCKING CHAPTERS TO GET TO THE SEX WITH THE DAMN GOLD TIGER? HOW FUCKING MANY? HOW. FUCKING. MANY? I don't even care. He's not even a perma-sweetie.