1.) YES, I'd read posts about your Anitaverse characters.
2.) Maybe Sid was happy to see Ratsputin? Like, we suck as cagemates but I missed you and I'm happy to see you and please don't wander off again (or move in with me)? Let's reconnect!
3.) It's weird and disquieting to me that Anita's comfort levels at any given moment are based on the comfort levels of the people around her. Like, "Oh, well, if HE'S okay with it then I should be too!" Which would explain why none of these people seem to understand Asher having independent comfort levels that are based solely on his own needs.
4.) I have the vague impression that only Meph and Asher ever got naked which leads to some interesting questions about how Micah and Anita end up naked and how Anita got banged.
5.) Poor Asher has to listen to all of these stupid people talk about their stupid voyeurism kink at the worst possible moment. To add insult to injury, NONE of them seems to understand what a voyeurism kink actually entails.
6.) I hate how whoever is in the "girl" position gets used as a blow up doll. I hate even more that they just take it. Even Anita, whose magical vagina makes kings of vamps and weres, falls into this pit of fail.
7.) Micah is not nearly so cool with having other men in bed and gay sex if he needs a real, live woman to shield his 'Happy' from the (bi) men-folk. Maybe Nathaniel's pretty pretty princess image somehow slips under his men!radar? Because I honestly can't think of Micah sexually touching or being touched by any other guy in this series.
8.) As terrible (and vore fetishizing) as LKH's euphemisms are, they haven't yet crossed over into Nightmare Fuel territory yet... unlike Charlene Harris' sex scenes.
9.) This thing about Anita being okay with Nathaniel going to Asher is all SCURRILOUS LIES! Asher and Nathaniel petitioned to have the kinky gay sex without Anita's perving eye and were flatly and categorically denied. The fact that they're putting on a show (or at least Nathaneil is) for Anita makes it Anita/Asher/Nathaniel. (Also, it's interesting that the moment Asher gives up on Nathaniel and starts enjoying Meph, they get switched out. She must really enjoy Asher's frustration.)
10.) People crawl around with hard-ons a lot in this series. There's got to be other ways to transport an erection across rooms/beds. Except theirs are the size of extra limbs so maybe not.
11.) I have the most confusing impression that Micah has a secret vagina. It's the only way that I can make sense of Micah getting wet and having fountains of natural lubrication. I'm also convinced that Micah sweats like a pig during sex. I'm talking, he looks (but does not smell) like he just got out of the shower and hasn't dried off yet.
12.) Anita must have every new toy's first orgasm. She's probably keeping score and awarding herself points like she did in the early books when she was being particularly insufferable.
13.) Anita's claim not to have been intimate with strangers without the roofie magic is both ridiculous and yet another LIE! I'd argue that, after twenty books, she still doesn't know JC. She knows nothing about the personal or professional spheres of his life. She doesn't even know his surname!
14.) which was one of our signals when we were rendered speechless with orgasm <-- A merciful editor would have cut this sentence/concept. A kind one would've cut this whole scene since it's pointless drivel.
15.) Meph asks if she's always like this <-- Someone asking this about another person is not usually a good thing.
16.) Just think about how wide your mouth gets when you're screaming and you mean it. Now imagine how big your partner's mouth would have to get to cover that. Yeah.
17.) I'm confused about Nathaniel coming, to be honest. Did he just enjoy blowing Asher that much? Or did Asher get his dirty hands on Anita pure-as-(the-yellowed-)snow "wife"?
18.) Wasn't Meph already bonded by the golden bow of mental slavery? So isn't this scene redundant as well as boring and remarkably unsexy?
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Date: 2013-07-04 02:58 am (UTC)2.) Maybe Sid was happy to see Ratsputin? Like, we suck as cagemates but I missed you and I'm happy to see you and please don't wander off again (or move in with me)? Let's reconnect!
3.) It's weird and disquieting to me that Anita's comfort levels at any given moment are based on the comfort levels of the people around her. Like, "Oh, well, if HE'S okay with it then I should be too!" Which would explain why none of these people seem to understand Asher having independent comfort levels that are based solely on his own needs.
4.) I have the vague impression that only Meph and Asher ever got naked which leads to some interesting questions about how Micah and Anita end up naked and how Anita got banged.
5.) Poor Asher has to listen to all of these stupid people talk about their stupid voyeurism kink at the worst possible moment. To add insult to injury, NONE of them seems to understand what a voyeurism kink actually entails.
6.) I hate how whoever is in the "girl" position gets used as a blow up doll. I hate even more that they just take it. Even Anita, whose magical vagina makes kings of vamps and weres, falls into this pit of fail.
7.) Micah is not nearly so cool with having other men in bed and gay sex if he needs a real, live woman to shield his 'Happy' from the (bi) men-folk. Maybe Nathaniel's pretty pretty princess image somehow slips under his men!radar? Because I honestly can't think of Micah sexually touching or being touched by any other guy in this series.
8.) As terrible (and vore fetishizing) as LKH's euphemisms are, they haven't yet crossed over into Nightmare Fuel territory yet... unlike Charlene Harris' sex scenes.
9.) This thing about Anita being okay with Nathaniel going to Asher is all SCURRILOUS LIES! Asher and Nathaniel petitioned to have the kinky gay sex without Anita's perving eye and were flatly and categorically denied. The fact that they're putting on a show (or at least Nathaneil is) for Anita makes it Anita/Asher/Nathaniel. (Also, it's interesting that the moment Asher gives up on Nathaniel and starts enjoying Meph, they get switched out. She must really enjoy Asher's frustration.)
10.) People crawl around with hard-ons a lot in this series. There's got to be other ways to transport an erection across rooms/beds. Except theirs are the size of extra limbs so maybe not.
11.) I have the most confusing impression that Micah has a secret vagina. It's the only way that I can make sense of Micah getting wet and having fountains of natural lubrication. I'm also convinced that Micah sweats like a pig during sex. I'm talking, he looks (but does not smell) like he just got out of the shower and hasn't dried off yet.
12.) Anita must have every new toy's first orgasm. She's probably keeping score and awarding herself points like she did in the early books when she was being particularly insufferable.
13.) Anita's claim not to have been intimate with strangers without the roofie magic is both ridiculous and yet another LIE! I'd argue that, after twenty books, she still doesn't know JC. She knows nothing about the personal or professional spheres of his life. She doesn't even know his surname!
14.) which was one of our signals when we were rendered speechless with orgasm <-- A merciful editor would have cut this sentence/concept. A kind one would've cut this whole scene since it's pointless drivel.
15.) Meph asks if she's always like this <-- Someone asking this about another person is not usually a good thing.
16.) Just think about how wide your mouth gets when you're screaming and you mean it. Now imagine how big your partner's mouth would have to get to cover that. Yeah.
17.) I'm confused about Nathaniel coming, to be honest. Did he just enjoy blowing Asher that much? Or did Asher get his dirty hands on Anita pure-as-(the-yellowed-)snow "wife"?
18.) Wasn't Meph already bonded by the golden bow of mental slavery? So isn't this scene redundant as well as boring and remarkably unsexy?