Reviewing this half on its own, so the review doesn't get too long!
That said...
LUCY! How dare you think that Maureen would ever allow your son to start turning out like His Walrusness. He's not nearly as important as her Simon and Dolly, but she's not about to let him fall into the pit of tacky dispair.
MOON MOON
Poor Armel. It's okay. You're trying your hardest! And deeeeeer! MAUREEN'S ANTLERED BABIES.
Mwahahahahahaaa! MOVIE ZOMBIES!
FIDGET GOT HIS HAPPY PYRO HANDS ON A FLAMETHROWER. This is both awesome and terrifying. And he would be laughing. So so sooooo much. ...He'd also be rather embarrassed by his other reactions, if he wasn't so busy toasting zombies like rotting marshmallows.
And Sig! YOU GO SIG. Odile is going to be so sad she missed out on this. Well. Whatever 'sad' translates to in Odile-land.
HANK! YOU GO HANK! RATTIES ARE BEST! Remember Hank, Aggie and Max are counting on you! ...Not really, but just keep pretending. ...I'm surprised Lucille didn't turn him into Shouty-rat. ...Maybe she doesn't know about Shouty-rat.
Aww, poor Cornelius.
And I know you didn't have room, but I can't help but think of what the others are up to. Rowan being incredibly practical and making sure no one runs out of bullets. Odette deciding that the zombies are icky and unless Sig or Lucy orders her to fight them, she's just going to stay on the roof and cheer everyone on. Aggie introducing the zombies to the bone snapping power of a shifter wielded quarterstaff...
I'm sorry Micah and Nathaniel. But as I was reading all of that, I had the mental image of Lucille doing it slowly, and instructing the Tiny Evil Kiss as she did it. "Now, you have to be careful while doing this. There are some major arteries and you don't want them dying on you..."
And how NORMAL they are! Mwahahahah.
...You go Cornelius. That is the best way to knock out a villain ever. What would her opinion of Hank be I wonder? He's not a PoC, but he sure as hell isn't attractive. Or well endowed for that matter.
'No Fidget, you have to put down the flamethrower.' 'But it's my friend!' 'Yes, we know. But you have to leave your friend behind.' '...I don't want to.' 'Put the flamethrower down Fidget.'
Shoes for help. Melanie continues to be epic. La Mia, Odette, and Melanie can all go shoe shopping together.
Fidget muttering and grumbling while he tucks his explosives away again. Poor darling.
Whenever I think of the wereplatypus, I can't help but think of the leader of the Tiny Evil Kiss. Who calls platypi.
Wheee! Melanie being a badass!
Oh, Yiyu sweetie. Come to Detty. She'll make it allllll better.
DARLING MERMAIDS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
And of course Anita would hate them. Victoria's short and dainty and delicate... And likes girls. And Emily is a bit taller, a bit tougher, a lot more practical... and likes girls.
Yay, Rowan being practical!
I can't help but imagine the face Victoria made at joining a harem. And her little clockwork butterflies! And Emily has a very special skill set! She keeps Victoria from having melt downs.
Detty really is very good at standing around and looking pretty.
Yay Tom and Maureen! Best competitive BFFs.
I wonder what Anita would do if she met Jane and Kurt?
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Date: 2013-12-12 09:24 pm (UTC)That said...
LUCY! How dare you think that Maureen would ever allow your son to start turning out like His Walrusness. He's not nearly as important as her Simon and Dolly, but she's not about to let him fall into the pit of tacky dispair.
MOON MOON
Poor Armel. It's okay. You're trying your hardest! And deeeeeer! MAUREEN'S ANTLERED BABIES.
Mwahahahahahaaa! MOVIE ZOMBIES!
FIDGET GOT HIS HAPPY PYRO HANDS ON A FLAMETHROWER. This is both awesome and terrifying. And he would be laughing. So so sooooo much. ...He'd also be rather embarrassed by his other reactions, if he wasn't so busy toasting zombies like rotting marshmallows.
And Sig! YOU GO SIG. Odile is going to be so sad she missed out on this. Well. Whatever 'sad' translates to in Odile-land.
HANK! YOU GO HANK! RATTIES ARE BEST! Remember Hank, Aggie and Max are counting on you! ...Not really, but just keep pretending. ...I'm surprised Lucille didn't turn him into Shouty-rat. ...Maybe she doesn't know about Shouty-rat.
Aww, poor Cornelius.
And I know you didn't have room, but I can't help but think of what the others are up to. Rowan being incredibly practical and making sure no one runs out of bullets. Odette deciding that the zombies are icky and unless Sig or Lucy orders her to fight them, she's just going to stay on the roof and cheer everyone on. Aggie introducing the zombies to the bone snapping power of a shifter wielded quarterstaff...
I'm sorry Micah and Nathaniel. But as I was reading all of that, I had the mental image of Lucille doing it slowly, and instructing the Tiny Evil Kiss as she did it. "Now, you have to be careful while doing this. There are some major arteries and you don't want them dying on you..."
And how NORMAL they are! Mwahahahah.
...You go Cornelius. That is the best way to knock out a villain ever. What would her opinion of Hank be I wonder? He's not a PoC, but he sure as hell isn't attractive. Or well endowed for that matter.
'No Fidget, you have to put down the flamethrower.' 'But it's my friend!' 'Yes, we know. But you have to leave your friend behind.' '...I don't want to.' 'Put the flamethrower down Fidget.'
Shoes for help. Melanie continues to be epic. La Mia, Odette, and Melanie can all go shoe shopping together.
Fidget muttering and grumbling while he tucks his explosives away again. Poor darling.
Whenever I think of the wereplatypus, I can't help but think of the leader of the Tiny Evil Kiss. Who calls platypi.
Wheee! Melanie being a badass!
Oh, Yiyu sweetie. Come to Detty. She'll make it allllll better.
DARLING MERMAIDS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
And of course Anita would hate them. Victoria's short and dainty and delicate... And likes girls. And Emily is a bit taller, a bit tougher, a lot more practical... and likes girls.
Yay, Rowan being practical!
I can't help but imagine the face Victoria made at joining a harem. And her little clockwork butterflies! And Emily has a very special skill set! She keeps Victoria from having melt downs.
Detty really is very good at standing around and looking pretty.
Yay Tom and Maureen! Best competitive BFFs.
I wonder what Anita would do if she met Jane and Kurt?