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I fought to keep my face blank as Edward drawled in his best Ted voice, ‘If you know I'm one of the Four Horsemen, then you know that Anita has two earned names among the vampires.'

She looked sullen. ‘Yeah, I know she has two pet names.'

‘I don't,' Jonas said. ‘Enlighten me.'

We both looked at Hatfield. She glared at both of us, then finally back at Jonas. ‘Forrester is Death and Blake is War.'

‘Who are the other two Horsemen?'

‘Otto Jeffries is Pestilence, and Bernardo Spotted-Horse is Hunger.'

‘I've met Spotted-Horse and I know Jeffries by reputation; they're both ex-military, and so are you, right, Forrester?'

‘Yes, sir.'

‘Then why is Blake "War"? She's never been military.'

‘She has a higher kill count than I do,' Edward said, ‘and the vampires see Death as a one-on-one killer, whereas War kills a lot all at one time.'

‘You asked the vampires,' Jonas said.

‘I did.'

‘But why not Jeffries, or Spotted-Horse?'

‘You've met Bernardo, right?' I asked.

‘I've met him, too,' Hatfield said. ‘He didn't seem that scary.'

‘He's Hunger,' Edward said.

‘I don't get it,' Hatfield said.

‘The vampires said Bernardo looks good enough to eat, but no one's ever tasted him, so he leaves them hungry.'

She frowned.

Jonas seemed to think about it, and then he grinned wide and happy. He laughed. ‘He's tasty like food, I get it.'

‘Dangerous food,' Edward said. ‘He has the fifth highest kill count of any marshal.'

(Note: I have a legitimate iBooks copy. However, I don't have my iPad right now, so here's a link (http://www.rulit.net/books/affliction-read-296852-80.html) to where I got this so you can check out some of the Affliction text yourself. Needs to be read to be believed!)