/We meaning her and her body, I guess? That's an interesting disconnect there. / I'm pretty sure she's done this before. It's an extension of her beasts being separate from her, even though they really are her, or... something.
She's both condescending and disconnected about simple things. I don't know why.
/It still cracks me up so hard how the ardeur takes away her gag reflex. / I'm just surprised she hasn't gone on about how it makes her vagina simultaneously larger and wetter and tighter. (She might have in The Harlequin, I don't know. I always trust LKH to surpass my own... expectations of her competence.)
If it ever combines with her hyena therianthrophy to give her a weredong, I'm going to say that I called it. -_-
/She nods, says they can do it a little more but that not being able to breathe makes the ardeur eventually back off. WHOA, YOU CAN STOP THE ARDEUR BY SUFFOCATION? THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY FANFIC INCLINATIONS! "It does that, when self-preservation is on the line." Veeery interesting./ NITPICK!
So ANITA says. Jean-Claude deliberately activated it in Bullet under severe metaphysical assault, and the resulting orgy led to injuries that ordinarily would have been life-threatening or fatal without the magic sex mojo going on.
That implies that it should be possible to force the ardeur to override self-preservation considerations - if you wanted to do so. This just points further towards the ardeur being completely under Anita's control and any 'lack of control' being her lying through her teeth. As uaul.
/"What did he have to do to prove himself?" SHE WANTS *NICKY* TO *PROVE HIMSELF* TO HER OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN ON HOW LITTLE SENSE THAT IDEA MAKES./ Anita is so screwed up this actually makes sense. Since even SHE doesn't know what she wants, she's indirectly wondering what the hell her sock puppet has to do to fulfill her desires.
And so we learn that the reason for Anita never masturbating on-screen isn't that she's prudish about it, it's that she literally doesn't know how to get herself off. :P
/ We've caught the tail end of him flirting with a blonde in Hit List, but that's it./ *GASP*
But don't you know that's the epitome of EVIL and DARKNESS and ABOMINATION!? He showed possible ATTRACTION AND LIKING for a BLONDE! I bet she was tall and leggy too! WHAT A SICK FUCK! Clearly Anita needed to mind-rape him! You have NO IDEA what he could have done otherwise! He - he - he might even have had SEX with one! And LIKED it!
And if Edward can get married, then he might even have MARRIED one! Dear heavens, Sporking Rat, don't you have any idea what horrors might have resulted?! They might have had tall, blonde children! ESTROGEN-RICH ones, even! He'd spread the plague of tall blondeness across the world! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Anita mind-raped him to save us all!
/"Nicky picked me up again, and I wrapped myself around him like a monkey" Such erotic imagery. / OOK OOK!
/Also, how does she NOT NOTICE that she is MAKING HER OWN CHOICES for once? / Because LKH can't believe her character would ever make her own choices, and so had to wait for a bit for the shock to settle in? :P
/If he's lucky, he's dead. / Not for long, alas... D|
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Date: 2014-03-04 01:26 am (UTC)I'm pretty sure she's done this before. It's an extension of her beasts being separate from her, even though they really are her, or... something.
She's both condescending and disconnected about simple things. I don't know why.
/It still cracks me up so hard how the ardeur takes away her gag reflex. /
I'm just surprised she hasn't gone on about how it makes her vagina simultaneously larger and wetter and tighter. (She might have in The Harlequin, I don't know. I always trust LKH to surpass my own... expectations of her competence.)
If it ever combines with her hyena therianthrophy to give her a weredong, I'm going to say that I called it. -_-
/She nods, says they can do it a little more but that not being able to breathe makes the ardeur eventually back off. WHOA, YOU CAN STOP THE ARDEUR BY SUFFOCATION? THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY FANFIC INCLINATIONS! "It does that, when self-preservation is on the line." Veeery interesting./
NITPICK!
So ANITA says. Jean-Claude deliberately activated it in Bullet under severe metaphysical assault, and the resulting orgy led to injuries that ordinarily would have been life-threatening or fatal without the magic sex mojo going on.
That implies that it should be possible to force the ardeur to override self-preservation considerations - if you wanted to do so. This just points further towards the ardeur being completely under Anita's control and any 'lack of control' being her lying through her teeth. As uaul.
/"What did he have to do to prove himself?" SHE WANTS *NICKY* TO *PROVE HIMSELF* TO HER OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN ON HOW LITTLE SENSE THAT IDEA MAKES./
Anita is so screwed up this actually makes sense. Since even SHE doesn't know what she wants, she's indirectly wondering what the hell her sock puppet has to do to fulfill her desires.
And so we learn that the reason for Anita never masturbating on-screen isn't that she's prudish about it, it's that she literally doesn't know how to get herself off. :P
/ We've caught the tail end of him flirting with a blonde in Hit List, but that's it./
*GASP*
But don't you know that's the epitome of EVIL and DARKNESS and ABOMINATION!? He showed possible ATTRACTION AND LIKING for a BLONDE! I bet she was tall and leggy too! WHAT A SICK FUCK! Clearly Anita needed to mind-rape him! You have NO IDEA what he could have done otherwise! He - he - he might even have had SEX with one! And LIKED it!
And if Edward can get married, then he might even have MARRIED one! Dear heavens, Sporking Rat, don't you have any idea what horrors might have resulted?! They might have had tall, blonde children! ESTROGEN-RICH ones, even! He'd spread the plague of tall blondeness across the world! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Anita mind-raped him to save us all!
/"Nicky picked me up again, and I wrapped myself around him like a monkey" Such erotic imagery. /
OOK OOK!
/Also, how does she NOT NOTICE that she is MAKING HER OWN CHOICES for once? /
Because LKH can't believe her character would ever make her own choices, and so had to wait for a bit for the shock to settle in? :P
/If he's lucky, he's dead. /
Not for long, alas... D|