1. I'm assuming this means the water is pounding against his back and some of the spray is causing the little streams down his chest? It could happen. Logically. WHY AM I DEFENDING THIS UGH.
2. And now I think this means Nick not only isn't circumcised, but he has a foreskin that is a bit too long and extends past the head of his penis creating what looks like a mini nuclear mushroom cloud. Thanks for that.
3. Whoa, LKH will go into detail about rolling balls in her mouth but not say cock, pussy, vagina, or dick? Or clit? WHAT?
4. Well, no. But it's possible he trims the pubic hair so it's not a massive bush of unruly proportions. Which apparently Anita and LKH don't realize guys do. Which is stupid considering an ex-husband, a husband and a boyfriend.
5. OR YOU COULD FUCKING FEED THE ARDEUR AND HEAL THE REST OF THE WAY YOU TWIT.
6. Actually, by Anita's standards--hair and eyes--Nick isn't perfect. He only has one eye. And it's just blue, not technicolor, an animal's, or purple.
7. Bitch, I learned to use my nose in 1st grade. Our teacher would only let us get a drink at the water fountain for as long as we could drink without stopping. I learned real quick to breathe in through my nose with the water running over my lips so it looked like I wasn't stopping so I could get more.
8. And now I'm thinking that the ardeur is going to work SO WELL that she's going to mouthfuck him so his semen shoots down, the epiglottis doesn't close, and he ends up blowing his load into her lungs. OH MY GOD SHE'D DROWN BY SPOOGE PLEASE WRITE THIS
9. Anita? Participating in sex?! HOLD ME WHILE I FAINT CLUTCHING MY PEARLS
10. WHY IS THE CHILD ON THE LIST?! THAT IS SO SO GROSS.
11. Because LKH doesn't really realize that she might have one herself. What with the "I ATE A SLICE OF PIZZA, WOE IS I" post a few weeks back.
12. Monkey is better than a koala. At least I am thinking of Gorilla by Bruno Mars and not either a cute koala clinging to its mom, or a male one howling.
13. Haha she fed him into cardiac arrest? OH MY GOD SHE FED FROM HIM TO DEATH. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE No, I know better. DAMMIT.
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Date: 2014-03-04 06:04 am (UTC)2. And now I think this means Nick not only isn't circumcised, but he has a foreskin that is a bit too long and extends past the head of his penis creating what looks like a mini nuclear mushroom cloud. Thanks for that.
3. Whoa, LKH will go into detail about rolling balls in her mouth but not say cock, pussy, vagina, or dick? Or clit? WHAT?
4. Well, no. But it's possible he trims the pubic hair so it's not a massive bush of unruly proportions. Which apparently Anita and LKH don't realize guys do. Which is stupid considering an ex-husband, a husband and a boyfriend.
5. OR YOU COULD FUCKING FEED THE ARDEUR AND HEAL THE REST OF THE WAY YOU TWIT.
6. Actually, by Anita's standards--hair and eyes--Nick isn't perfect. He only has one eye. And it's just blue, not technicolor, an animal's, or purple.
7. Bitch, I learned to use my nose in 1st grade. Our teacher would only let us get a drink at the water fountain for as long as we could drink without stopping. I learned real quick to breathe in through my nose with the water running over my lips so it looked like I wasn't stopping so I could get more.
8. And now I'm thinking that the ardeur is going to work SO WELL that she's going to mouthfuck him so his semen shoots down, the epiglottis doesn't close, and he ends up blowing his load into her lungs. OH MY GOD SHE'D DROWN BY SPOOGE PLEASE WRITE THIS
9. Anita? Participating in sex?! HOLD ME WHILE I FAINT CLUTCHING MY PEARLS
10. WHY IS THE CHILD ON THE LIST?! THAT IS SO SO GROSS.
11. Because LKH doesn't really realize that she might have one herself. What with the "I ATE A SLICE OF PIZZA, WOE IS I" post a few weeks back.
12. Monkey is better than a koala. At least I am thinking of Gorilla by Bruno Mars and not either a cute koala clinging to its mom, or a male one howling.
13. Haha she fed him into cardiac arrest? OH MY GOD SHE FED FROM HIM TO DEATH. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
No, I know better. DAMMIT.