11. I do not know what an Ulfric is...? I keep reading references to this.
12. A plot point to steal energy to grow his hair out for...? Oh for the love of God, LKH! Anita's men do not all need to have long hair! That's just boring! And messy! The poor shower drains! And the sheer amount of hair products they all have to go through, especially if they're fucking and rolling around in bodily fluids, and fighting and rolling around in more bodily fluids. This is just inane and boring. C'mon!
13. pink that was almost white -- so a pale rose? pastel pink? Jesuse, those are two-word descriptions of the same damn color she wanted. LKH, you... need to stop writing. Just stop. Like turn in the towel and stop. You use way too many words to describe something. Everything with you is superfluous.
14. To be fair... Ballet dancers are really lean and lithe from strict dieting and hard dancing (part of the reason I love studying their form in movement), so J.J. probably doesn't have much in the way of a bossom. But yes, that "Let's talk about Anita's tits!" is unnecessary.
15. Why are Asher and JC dressed like pirates? That's like, all I've got. They're wearing swash-buckling gear. I'm confused.
16. *absolutely seething at Anita's shallow "love is about looks* bullshit* Fuck. you. LKH.
17. sneaked into the Louvre... so I could roll around on it naked. *opens mouth, closes it, opens again, shakes head* What the fuck? That... So JC is the masterpiece, and you've rolled about on him naked, yes. But why the Louvre? Is that the only fancy place of art LKH knows? And why bother to steal it? Why not just pull it off the wall and roll on it right there in the museum? The French would love that. Oh. JC is French. JC = French = France = Louvre. Got it. He's also really old. You could just go get something from the Smithsonian.
18. Frankly, I hope they not only stay together, but run away together far away from Anita, who will years later find out they got married and had lots of blond blue-eyed children together, most of whom are skinny girls. [insert gif of applause]
19. *chin on hand* When she says something unpleasant is going to be done by Micah, all I can imagine is him bitch-slapping Asher. Because Anita puts such emphasis on how girly he is except his shoulders. And honestly, I haven't seen Micah do anything intimidating (except force himself on Anita in the shower, but she probably could've killed him, unless she wasn't powerful yet?). He just screams too femme and girly to get anything done. Maybe I'm mixing him up with Nathaniel in my head. But yeah, he just gets in a slap-fight with Asher and Anita stomps her foot about them not loving her enough to get along, and maybe crying, and then everything's resolved because they both have to coo and comfort her.
On the other hand, Micah could totally snap, and fuck up the other side of Asher's face in a real OH SHIT moment. But I'm assuming none of this happens, so I'll just go back to my bitch-slap theory.
20. I think I just enjoy all of Anita's men being creepy fucks at this point because... she's a creepy horrible person and it suits her that they are, too. Because I am not even bothered by Asher being a sadistic bastard right now? Maybe because I don't see a lot of the vampires being vampires, and all I keep seeing is the vampire-sweeties fawning over Anita. So the fact Asher is being a manipulative sociopath right now is kind of refreshing. And I'm all for a leopard/vampire fight. It'd liven up this whole thing. And the children are safely back stage!
21. WIMMENS APPEAR AND NOW I MUST CLUTCH MY PEARLS SWEETIES TO ME. That's all I got out of the rest.
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Date: 2013-02-26 07:41 pm (UTC)12. A plot point to steal energy to grow his hair out for...? Oh for the love of God, LKH! Anita's men do not all need to have long hair! That's just boring! And messy! The poor shower drains! And the sheer amount of hair products they all have to go through, especially if they're fucking and rolling around in bodily fluids, and fighting and rolling around in more bodily fluids. This is just inane and boring. C'mon!
13. pink that was almost white -- so a pale rose? pastel pink? Jesuse, those are two-word descriptions of the same damn color she wanted. LKH, you... need to stop writing. Just stop. Like turn in the towel and stop. You use way too many words to describe something. Everything with you is superfluous.
14. To be fair... Ballet dancers are really lean and lithe from strict dieting and hard dancing (part of the reason I love studying their form in movement), so J.J. probably doesn't have much in the way of a bossom. But yes, that "Let's talk about Anita's tits!" is unnecessary.
15. Why are Asher and JC dressed like pirates? That's like, all I've got. They're wearing swash-buckling gear. I'm confused.
16. *absolutely seething at Anita's shallow "love is about looks* bullshit* Fuck. you. LKH.
17. sneaked into the Louvre... so I could roll around on it naked. *opens mouth, closes it, opens again, shakes head* What the fuck? That... So JC is the masterpiece, and you've rolled about on him naked, yes. But why the Louvre? Is that the only fancy place of art LKH knows? And why bother to steal it? Why not just pull it off the wall and roll on it right there in the museum? The French would love that. Oh. JC is French. JC = French = France = Louvre. Got it. He's also really old. You could just go get something from the Smithsonian.
18. Frankly, I hope they not only stay together, but run away together far away from Anita, who will years later find out they got married and had lots of blond blue-eyed children together, most of whom are skinny girls. [insert gif of applause]
19. *chin on hand* When she says something unpleasant is going to be done by Micah, all I can imagine is him bitch-slapping Asher. Because Anita puts such emphasis on how girly he is except his shoulders. And honestly, I haven't seen Micah do anything intimidating (except force himself on Anita in the shower, but she probably could've killed him, unless she wasn't powerful yet?). He just screams too femme and girly to get anything done. Maybe I'm mixing him up with Nathaniel in my head. But yeah, he just gets in a slap-fight with Asher and Anita stomps her foot about them not loving her enough to get along, and maybe crying, and then everything's resolved because they both have to coo and comfort her.
On the other hand, Micah could totally snap, and fuck up the other side of Asher's face in a real OH SHIT moment. But I'm assuming none of this happens, so I'll just go back to my bitch-slap theory.
20. I think I just enjoy all of Anita's men being creepy fucks at this point because... she's a creepy horrible person and it suits her that they are, too. Because I am not even bothered by Asher being a sadistic bastard right now? Maybe because I don't see a lot of the vampires being vampires, and all I keep seeing is the vampire-sweeties fawning over Anita. So the fact Asher is being a manipulative sociopath right now is kind of refreshing. And I'm all for a leopard/vampire fight. It'd liven up this whole thing. And the children are safely back stage!
21. WIMMENS APPEAR AND NOW I MUST CLUTCH MY
PEARLSSWEETIES TO ME. That's all I got out of the rest.